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- Woody Allen
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
- Melanie Clark
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
- Woody Allen
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
- Melanie Clark
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Anonymous
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
- Joan Rivers
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.
- Helen Rowland
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Love Sayings - Expressions of Everlasting Love
Love Saying are sweet and thoughtful verbal expression of love by famouse people. These romantic sayings about Love is always inspirational to all lovers.