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That's how I missed breakfast.
- Some movie dialogue
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
- Anonymous
Do you have a bandaid? Because i just scramped my knee falling for you
- Anonymous
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird , and when we find someone whose weirdness is comapatible with ours , we join up with them and fall in a mutual weirdness and call it love
- someone
when i saw her the first time I thought i'm loosing myself... but wen I started loving her I felt i'm dead
- arun
love is like 'i am sorry'. U have to say it every time.
- glenna rice
Lets commit the perfect crime...i'll steal your heart, and you steal mine <3
- dorian wood
guys are like a deck of playing cards
you need a diamond to marry him you need
a club for when your tired of him
spade to speed his ass up to move him out
the door and you need and a something to
make his dam ass come crawling back knowing your in charge
- Addison Blevins
me and my wife were happy for 20yrs.......then we met
- cyrus mena
Love Sayings - Expressions of Everlasting Love
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