You are so smart,
I'm too stupid for you.
You're a work of art,
I'm too ugly for you.

You're so cool,
I'm too weird for you.
You're not a fool,
I'm too daft for you

I'm too stupid, ugly, weird and daft.
But I love myself that way.
I don't need a boy to make me feel that way.
I have friends that do.

~It's a secret...