Eggy
How I love eggs

You smell like fart mixed with rotten fish
How that makes me wanna kish
You

You look like a pebble
Loving an egg makes me a rebel
Swag

Your name is egg
That rhymes with leg
Gammon

You feel smooth like sand
You should play in a band
Music

You taste like dead chicks
That gives me a kick
Slaughter

Oh egg,
how I wish
you could love me
tooo

~Coffretchi