Funny Love Quotes & Funny Love Sayings

"Love is like an egg, it breaks easily and stinks if it gets to old"

Quacki Poona

If Girls cry then they are trying to fool you, but if Boys cry then they get fooled.

Just a nobody

I am infected by your love virus.

ultimatepsyche3

My innocent soul want to connect with your beautiful soul.

[email protected]

Looking for a beautiful, loveable, perfect girl?
Go buy yourself a Barbie doll. :-)

Someone_unimportant

This night I shall dream of your bedazzling blue hair and monkey-eyes.
Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous hand-music,
I long to sip from your appleful lips.
In my dreams, we fly on the exquisite winged carrot of purpleness -- skimming vast continents of fingers and cows.
The depths of all the oceans of the universe shall never separate our grapes.
Brilliant as runing tos, the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast on chocolate-coated she

~Sharifa~

LOVE-is what WE want,
HATE-is what WE feel,
TRUST-is what WE need,
HONESTY-is what WE get,
TRUTH-is that we're not in love yet <<3

raven lipford

Don't waste your time on me,
You are already the voice of my heart

Maanas

I kind of sort of think that there's a good possibility that i might kind of, sort of like you...

Anonymous